Dear Blog
When I started you about a year and half ago, I gave you a theme. I gave you a title and called you Fantasy and Sci-fi Lovin' and I've tried to stay true to you-- to the best of my ability.
But I had something of an epiphany today. At the gym.
Science fiction occurs in real life. Yep, it surely does. I know the "fiction" in the title would make it seem impossible, but I'm telling you, I see science and fiction together every single day I go to the gym.
Exhibit #1
Don't get me wrong. I totally admire the dedication it takes to get this physique. And maybe I'm a tad cynical, but I just don't see this body happening on a woman without some serious scientific intervention. Now, I don't know who this woman is, and I don't want to accuse her of using steroids if she hasn't in fact used them. But something tells me her voice is a tad husky.
Exhi
bit #2This is another sort of science fiction I also see everyday at the gym. This woman is also apparently a famous female body builder, though I chose to focus on other....er....assets. I think it's safe to say that without the intervention of current medical advances, this woman's rather impressive rack wouldn't otherwise be possible-- not to mention gravity defying.
Exhibit #3
Oh jeez, I apologise for this. I really do. Some works of science fiction should remain a mystery. I promise, dear blog, to go back to my regular subjects tomorrow and leave the real world out of it. *shudder*
7 comments:
Exhibit 2 is wearing a classy dress there. And just what exactly is Exhibit 3?
Very strange.
Puss
My God! Even her eyebrows look powerful! Perhaps her body owes less to science and more to fiction.
Puss
Exhibit 3 is a comedian who goes by the name "Carrot Top." Other than that I have no real explaination.
Jon
She has biceps on her biceps.
The courier delivered my Amazon package by zapping it with a laser gun.
Some of my friends don't bother with physical money.
My (several years out of date) cell phone is more powerful than my first few computers put together.
If I like, I can buy a Coke or pay the parking meter with my phone.
Science fiction is indeed here. My question?
Where's my shiny jumpsuit and flying car?!
You can pay for stuff with your phone?
Holy Steroids: you played the Carrot Top card.
Scared the shizzle out of me.
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